Life Changing Times

You know you are getting old when you decide not to replace your boobs, but instead replace your hip.

I seem to be getting rid of body parts at an alarming rate.

14 months since I have had one boob removed, deciding to remain flat on that side, 2 months until I get the other one off to then be completely flat. An uncertain amount of time until I remove a hip, but I will have to replace that particular body part.

It does feel like it is verging on the ridiculous at this point and in fact, I’m pretty sure it doesn’t only feel that way but actually is that way.